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30 Best Jessie Toy Story Quotes to Make You Say “YEEHAW!”

September 15, 2022

If you’re a fan of the Toy Story franchise, you might be looking for the best Jessie Toy Story quotes to make you smile. Read ahead for my top picks!

The Toy Story movies have been taking the world by storm since 1995. And you’ve got to admit – we all fell in love with Woody and Buzz when they successfully made it back to Andy’s car in the first movie.

But there was a standout character that came onto the scene in the sequel – Jessie!

Along with her sidekick Bullseye, she added a rootin’ tootin’ feel to the franchise that Pixar fans adored.

So, if you’re looking to relive some of Jessie’s best moments, these incredible quotes are bound to make you laugh and cry.

Seriously, don’t even talk to me about the scene with Emily and Sarah McLachlan’s “When Somebody Loved Me”.

I beg you!

Best Jessie from Toy Story Quotes

1. “Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!”

2. “Big deal! [shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody] Let him go! I’m sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.”

3. “That critter needs help!” [Yodels, jumps onto the small car track, and lands on the door handle to Andy’s room, opening it to let Buster out]

4. “I’d like to join your posse girls but first I’m gonna sing a little song.”

5. “Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!”

6. “You’re my favorite deputy.”

7. “Yee-haw! Giddy-up, partner! We got to get this wagon train a-movin’!”

8. “Andy, Andy, Andy. That’s all he ever talks about.”

9. [Buzz is back to Normal and no longer Speaking Spanish] Buzz Lightyear: That wasn’t me, was it?

Jessie: Buzz, you’re back!

Buzz Lightyear: [confused] Uh, yes, yes I am. Where did I go?

Woody: Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.

Funny Jessie from Toy Story Quotes

10. “Well, aren’t you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!”

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11. “You leave him alone, Springy Dog!”

12. Buzz Lightyear: That Barbie has nice handwriting!

Jessie: Uhh, Buzz? Barbie didn’t write this.

13. “Hogtie the mailman! We gotta get you home before Andy leaves tomorrow!”

14. Jessie: You callin’ me a liar?

Woody: Well, if the boot fits.

Jessie: Say that again.

Woody: [slowly enunciating] If the boot-tah fits!

15. Woody: You’ll be okay in the attic?

Jessie: Of course, I will… Besides, I know about Buzz’s Spanish Mode.

Buzz Lightyear: My what?

16. Buzz Lightyear: Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night…

Jessie: [snappily] In the BOX. We GET it.

17. Jessie: Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to you?

Buzz Lightyear: Yes. No! I mean, w-w-why-why would I mind squee-squeezing next to you? – Is it hot in here?

18. Buzz Lightyear: [chuckles] I, uh, I have no idea what came over me.

Jessie: Just go with it, Buzz. [Jessie and Buzz tango to a Spanish rendition of “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” as the other toys watch]

19. Jessie: Whoa! It’s raining cats and dogs out there! I hope they make it back all right.

Emotional or Sad Jessie from Toy Story Quotes

20. “You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.”

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21. Jessie: [after successfully making it off the Plane heading to Japan] We did it. That was definitely Woody’s finest hour!

22. [in the cargo hold of the plane to go to Japan, Woody finds Jessie rolled up in a corner of the green case]

Woody: [deep voice] Excuse me, ma’am, but I believe you’re on the wrong flight.

Jessie: [Hugs Woody] Woody.

Woody: Come on Jessie. It’s time to take you home.

Jessie: But what if Andy doesn’t like me.

Woody: Oh sure, Andy will love you. Besides, he’s got a Little Sister.

Jessie: He does? Why didn’t you say so?

23. “[panicking to herself] No, can’t go. I can’t do storage again, I just can’t! I won’t go back in the dark!”

24. “I should have seen this coming! It’s Emily all over again!”

25. “This isn’t a family! It’s a prison! You’re a liar and a bully and I’d rather rot in this dumpster than join any family of yours!”

26. Woody: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I’m still Andy’s toy. Well, if you knew him, you’d understand. See, Andy’s…

Jessie: Let me guess. Andy’s a real special kid, and to him, you’re his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it’s like… even though you’re not moving, you feel like you’re alive, because that’s how he sees you.

Woody: How did you know that?

Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.

27. Stinky Pete the Prospector: [Comfortingly] Jessie, Jessie.

Woody: What’s the matter? What’s wrong with her?

Stinky Pete the Prospector: Well, we’ve been waiting in storage for a long time waiting for you.

Woody: Why me?

Stinky Pete the Prospector: The museum’s only interested in the collection if you’re in it, Woody. Without you, we go back into storage. It’s that simple.

Jessie: [Frustrated] It’s not fair! How can you do this to us?

Quotes About Jessie From Toy Story

28. “I wanted to say you’re a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. Hair full of yarn. It’s uh … oh … I must go.” – Buzz Lightyear

29. “Woody’s Roundup. Come on, it’s time to play, there’s Jessie, the Yodeling Cowgirl. Bullseye, he’s Woody’s horse.” – Riders in the Sky

30. Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor’s defeated, and I’m immune to your bewitching good looks. – Buzz Lightyear

Frequently Asked Questions About Jessie

Is Jessie Woody’s sister?

They have a sibling-like bond, but Jessie isn’t technically Woody’s sister.

They certainly argue and resolve disagreements like typical siblings though!

Who played Jessie in Toy Story?

Jessie is played (or voiced!) by Joan Cusack in Toy Story 2, 3, and 4.

Are Jessie and Buzz dating?


As of Toy Story 3, Buzz and Jessie are together after Buzz’s Spanish mode gave him an extra hit of confidence.

Does Jessie kiss Buzz?

Jessie kisses Buzz in Toy Story 3 after a TV lands on him while he’s in Spanish mode.

She’s so relieved that he’s alive, that she plops a sucker right on his lips!

Is Andy’s mom the owner of Jessie?

This hasn’t been completely confirmed, but there’s evidence to suggest that Jessie was originally owned by Andy’s mom.

It seems that Emily started getting invested in ‘70s gear after she grew out of her cowgirl phase.

This puts her in the right age range to be Andy’s mom.

It’s also interesting that Andy’s cowboy hat and Emily’s cowboy hat are identical.

Again, it’s not confirmed. But it’s a cool Easter Egg!

Image: Courtesy of Pixar

There you have it – my ultimate list of Jessie Toy Story quotes!

What’s your favorite Jessie saying from the Toy Story movies? Let me know in the comments below!

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